function click() 
  {
  if (event.button==2) 
    {
      alert('for a romantic rendezvous see me in person,... ©2003 Elizarantisi.com')
    }
  }
document.onmousedown=click

function NewWindow(curpage, curname, w, h, scroll) 
  {
    var winl = (screen.width - w) / 2;
    var wint = (screen.height - h) / 2;
    winprops = 'height='+h+',width='+w+',top='+wint+',left='+winl+',scrollbars='+scroll+',resizable'
    newwin = window.open(curpage, curname, winprops)
    if (parseInt(navigator.appVersion) >= 4) 
      { 
        newwin.window.focus(); 
      }
  }